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I’M NO CACTUS EXPERT BUT I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE T-Shirt

Name: I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT BUT I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE T-Shirt - Teeglide
SKU: 1607982WFMNXEE
Price: 21.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$21.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

Unisex Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Ladies Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76.2 cm	78.7 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	83.8 cm

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	29 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	73.7 cm	81.3 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	83.8 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	86.4 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Long Sleeve

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16 in	27 in
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	40.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	45.7 cm	71 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.6 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	83.8 cm
3XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Women Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	14 in	27 in
S	15 in	27.5 in
M	16 in	28 in
L	17 in	28.5 in
XL	18 in	29 in
2XL	19 in	29.5 in

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	38 cm	69.8 cm
M	40.6 cm	71.1 cm
L	43.2 cm	72.4 cm
XL	45.7 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	48.3 cm	74.9 cm

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	14 in	17 in
YM	16 in	19.5 in
YL	18.75 in	23 in
YXL	20.5 in	24.5 in

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	35.5 cm	43.2 cm
YM	40.6 cm	49.5 cm
YL	47.6 cm	58.4 cm
YXL	52.1 cm	62.2 cm

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

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I saw this and knew I had to tell you guys immediately—it’s one of those rare finds that just stops you mid-scroll and makes you laugh out loud. Picture this: you walk into that local coffee shop, the one where everyone’s trying way too hard to look unbothered and the air is thick with the scent of overpriced beans. You’re rocking the “I’M NO CACTUS EXPERT BUT I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE T-Shirt” and the silence breaks with a genuine snort of laughter from the barista. Suddenly, the tension in the room evaporates, and you’re the one everyone

Product Details – I’M NO CACTUS EXPERT BUT I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE T-Shirt

Material	100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
Color	Available in 15+ colors including Black, White, Navy, Red, Royal Blue
Size	S – 4XL (Relaxed fit)
Style Options	Crewneck Tee, Pullover Hoodie, Zip-Up, Raglan
Discount	Buy 2+ Save 10%
Brand	teeglide

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